they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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