i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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