She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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