tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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