i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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