You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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