I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
