Your dad touched me again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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