I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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