Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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