god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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