There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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