i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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