Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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