420 ftw
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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