I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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