I just saw a hot homeless man
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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