yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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