Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.