is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma