she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.