First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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