so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just blew my weed a kiss
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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