i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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