New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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