I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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