FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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