Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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