Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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