Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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