NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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