She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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