Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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