So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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