help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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