oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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