wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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