Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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