sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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