when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
