My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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