I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
