all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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