i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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