We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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