you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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