Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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