..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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