Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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