love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
