from now on my penis is your penis
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize