When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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