ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
im calling her cock vulture from now on
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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