Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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