Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
