Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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