He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
When are your genitals available?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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