Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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