Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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