it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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