Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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